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Christmas Competition – send us your funniest festive jokes!

We think it’s fair to say that we’re all in need of some laughs and giggles, so for this year’s Christmas Competition we’d like to invite you to send us your funniest festive jokes. The best joke will be decided by our LinkedIn followers and will win a box of delicious Hotel Chocolate chocolates.

How does it work?

  • Simply send us an email with your best joke to info@alphahealthandsafety.com or comment on our LinkedIn post
  • We will collate all submissions and put our top 4 jokes out for a public vote on our LinkedIn company page on Monday 13th December 2021
  • Whichever joke receives the most votes in our poll by 9am on Monday 20th December will be crowned the winner
  • The winner will be announced on social media and notified via email
  • Employees of the Lyra Group of companies are excluded from this competition

Good luck!

Festive jokes

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